I had continued to follow the band of trouble makers into their next job, regardless of the extremely boring 3 weeks that came before. I largely spent that time speaking to my new found companions and following them loyally before I finally realized I was a gnat and gnat’s don’t actually talk.
Still, I was happy to be finally proceeding to this new job. While it was unrelated, I was sure that blood demon guy was still up to no good, and surely it was only a matter of time until the real trouble got going and I got to watch the world burn. Even now, I dream of seeing the new humans rise of from the ashes of the old world, hopefully more intelligent than these block-heads who seem to self destruct so often. I expect no jokes about how I self destructed just like they did when I messed around with a bear cub, got it? That was different. And I wiser now. I think. Anywho:
“You must find the beast within the building,” the asian businessman told them. I wasn’t sure at the time I liked how it smelled, but hey, it’s money and these scumbags have to eat or something, apparently. So with further instruction we pressed on and drove to the site. That’s when they saw the building and began to talk; Apparently these yahoos were the ones who put this thing in there in the first place. Their blatant disregard for intelligence never ceases to amuse me.
As soon as we got in, I began to scout the area, noticing some fecal matter, plenty of bodies and the like. However, when a relatively untouched body erupted with a bunch of grubs, I knew we were into something interesting. I knew enough about being a gnat to say whatever this thing was had laid eggs in the corpse, and they were now bursting forth and out into the open. I mean, my kind are born in the same way, except, you know, in fungi instead of corpses. Not long after being entranced in this very thought process did I notice a projectile fly through the room, only to exploded in my face a moment later.
Quickly, I caught up to these buffoons I’d been following around only to see this… weird freak of nature. I still remember when I saw it, I was all “HOLY MOTHER OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN” before being impressed that I even knew who that was. Pretty impressive for a gnat.
So, I then used my unfathomable gnat wisdom to come up with a name for this… thing which seemed to be some sort of kitty-spider-scorpion hyrbid. Unable to muster the mental processing power for such a task (cause I’m a gnat) I moved on and watched as these humans mowed down the creatures offspring before incapacitating the beast itself.
I tell you… I really feel as if I’ve seen everything. Now I wait once again for the idiots to make another move, and wait hopefully for the blood thing to do his stuff and get this all over with. I estimate two weeks.