We got a job kidnapping a guy in my neighborhood! I’ve never worked this close to home before. The guy seemed nice enough, after all is said and done. Nobody died this time. I didn’t really mind. It was a nice change of pace. Less laundry for me, and less possibility of dying too. We needed to avoid detection and stop him from showing up to work. We had a plan to sneak into the house and kidnap him at night. I went to scope out the place by bringing him some flower pots for his garden so I could get inside. He seemed like he was starting to suspect something was off so I declined his lemonade and got out of there as quickly and naturally as possible. Bloody McSneakster and Shady Cookie quietly destroyed the guy’s fence and Ol’ Bloodster shimmied his way into the second story window. I’m not exactly sure what happened up there, but when Nocturne brought the guy out… he was naked. I’m no stealth expert so I can’t really say that I understood the need to strip him down.
We tossed the guy in the hummer and brought him to some dump of a warehouse where Dogman sleeps. We had to watch the guy for a quite a while after. To combat my boredom I played chess with him on my commlink, whenever Nocturne wasn’t tasing the poor guy into a coma that is. He was way better than me. Beat me every time. Turns out that weird piece with the tall hat is really important, so you don’t want to move it out in front of those weird short pieces right at the beginning. I also dressed him up and did his makeup for him while he was unconscious. The guy was naked after all. After the time had passed we sent him home. Not a bad fellow. I hope he enjoys the flowers, his garden was pretty well done already though. I’ll have to hit him up for some gardening advice some time.